1. bagmilk:

    what kind of name is janice

    (Source: chemtrailqueen, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     
  2. dashconballpit:

    she has draWINGS BY HER CHILDREN SEWN INTO HER WEDDING DRESS this is the cutest ofmg

    (Source: vaginawoolf, via circumcising)

     
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  4. gnarly:

    when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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    (via seppin)

     
  5. awwww-cute:

    He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

    (via vegetariqn)

     

  6. unleashthedragonfleet:

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    Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

    (via vegetariqn)

     
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  8. heteroh:

    don’t try to take selfies with kittens

    (via milotlc)

     
  9. (Source: mattsmih, via raekwonisincaps)

     
  10. passiveimagination:

    My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

    So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

    (via katara)

     

  11. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via trust)

     
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  13. fatima-thinks:

    I’m bitter as fuck and hella stubborn and pissed off 85% of the time

    (via refridgerator)

     
  14. (Source: pokemorning, via trust)

     

  15. santanist:

    tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

    (via trust)